The Villa Paperback – February 24, 2026

Sun, Sand, and Something...Sinister.In the sun-drenched Cayman Islands, life is usually a simple cycle of overproof rum, fishing, and avoiding the law. But for Manny-a local bait shop owner with a mounting debt—and his "voodoo warlock" son, Junior, life is about to get significantly weirder.When a routine debt collection goes fatally wrong, the pair attempts a botched necromantic ritual to turn their problem into an "investment." Instead, they find themselves haunted by barnacles that regrow overnight, headless tiger sharks, and the creeping realization that the ocean is no longer keeping its secrets.Meanwhile, at a secluded luxury villa, a "Romantic Interest" is trying to enjoy a quiet vacation away from the chaos of a certain one-wheeled, dubstep-blasting robot. But with a guest list that includes a disgruntled Tech-Priest, an Ork with a penchant for cannonballs, and a diplomat who argues with stingrays, "quiet" was never on the menu.As a home invasion plot collides with a dimensional anomaly, the residents of the villa are about to discover that in the Caribbean, the things that shouldn't exist at all. Read more